First, mother and father at Cruz’s daughters’ personal faculty had been tremendous pissed, sending copies of the school’s written policy to reporters outlining how Cruz’s transfer to have an impromptu trip would technically take his daughters out of college for lots longer than the weekend—you recognize worldwide journey and COVID-19 and all of that. Then the pictures of Cruz’s stroll of disgrace, dragging a really strong rolling baggage bag—fairly giant for somebody planning on turning proper round. Maybe he at all times travels with the chains he “forged in life,” that he made “link by link, and yard by yard”?
Finally, reviews got here out that Sen. Ted Cruz’s authentic return ticket, the one which all of a sudden bought bumped up was booked for Saturday. That’s in loads of days from now. This bit of stories led to my favourite meme of the day.
Calling Sen. Ted Cruz a hypocrite is offensive to the concept of hypocrisy at this point. He’s both a sociopath or one thing so exhausting to diagnose there shall be a whole wing of psychology dedicated to it sooner or later sooner or later.
Finally, Teddy shoed up on American soil the place he stood in entrance of reporters along with his spanking model new Patagonia puffer jacket and mentioned he “made a mistake.” But extra importantly, as individuals chanted “resign, resign,” Ted Cruz mentioned he made the mistake of attempting to be a “good father.” Sounds a little bit bit such as you don’t suppose you made a mistake. In reality it sounds lots like your daughters made the error of pondering their dad wouldn’t use them as a publicity human defend to guard his political profession from the slings and arrows of his historic failures as a human being and politician.